Posted 5 hours ago

antisocialclimber:

“I’m just so sick of my job. It’s like they keep telling me, ‘Tina, as soon as the junior assistant manager position opens up, it’s yours.’ So then the junior assistant manager position opens up, and what do they do? They give it to Brian.”
Posted 5 hours ago

adran0va:

prokopetz:

Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.

Midna, a beautiful 8'2" ethereal queen of the light between worlds: hey, pull my finger

Posted 6 hours ago

binart:

HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

Posted 6 hours ago

pissvortex:

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this is literally so funny john mccain died like 6 months ago and out of nowhere trump is just like “you should be thankful that i even gave you a funeral you ugly bitch”

Posted 6 hours ago

cantcontrolthegay:

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

bayonetta-is-bae:

kirari-senpai:

KIRBY CAFE

By artist : @ouya296

Source : twitter

This is so pure and wholesome.

Posted 1 day ago

tsukithewolf:

lastoneout:

creativecalico:

xhorass:

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

Probably the Criminal Minds theme song, since I play the show to fall asleep

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants. I hate that song with every fiber of my living being and it would def be playing as I slowly descend into madness while living the same day over and over again.

Pompeii but it would start right at the chorus so the first thing I hear is “But if you close your eyes does it almost feel like nothing changed at all”

“Time is on my side” by Rolling Stones

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago
  1. [the sky is grey and it's cold outside]
  2. me: yesssss
  3. [the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
  4. me: Y ESSSSSSS