“I’m just so sick of my job. It’s like they keep telling me, ‘Tina, as soon as the junior assistant manager position opens up, it’s yours.’ So then the junior assistant manager position opens up, and what do they do? They give it to Brian.”
Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.
Midna, a beautiful 8'2" ethereal queen of the light between worlds: hey, pull my finger
this is literally so funny john mccain died like 6 months ago and out of nowhere trump is just like “you should be thankful that i even gave you a funeral you ugly bitch”
Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up
Probably the Criminal Minds theme song, since I play the show to fall asleep
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants. I hate that song with every fiber of my living being and it would def be playing as I slowly descend into madness while living the same day over and over again.
Pompeii but it would start right at the chorus so the first thing I hear is “But if you close your eyes does it almost feel like nothing changed at all”
